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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:59
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...